how have we, as a society, not addressed the fact that there exists in this world A FUCKING SWIMMING VAGINA OH MY GOD NO
Somewhere a politician is scheming about how to take away its rights.
This day in history:
Minutes before giving a speech on a campaign stop in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt is shot in an assassination attempt.
The would-be assassin’s bullet is slowed down after travelling through a steel eyeglass case and the folded, fifty page speech he intended to give, stopping in his chest. Realizing that he wasn’t coughing up blood, Roosevelt figured he was well enough to go ahead and deliver his speech rather than rush to the hospital.
He spoke for the next 90 minutes, opening with the words:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”
Doctors deemed it too risky to remove the bullet, and Roosevelt carried it with him inside his body for the rest of his life.
October 14, 1912 - 100 years ago today
GODDAMN
ROOSEVELT CONFIRMED FOR MOST BADASS PRESIDENT EVER
best thing tumblr has showed me tonight!
Hey everybody, get a load of the cheater
Cheaters never prosper…oh wait.
Regardless of what was written on that piece of paper, he wasn’t allowed to have it up there.
mitt romney is literally an 80s movie villain
nigga probably went to kobra kai dojo and shit
It’s a handkerchief.
handkerchiefs are tangible
Why would he need a handkerchief? He didn’t blow his nose, wipe his forehead, or dry any tears with it. Why not just leave it in his pocket?
I didn’t want to be the one to spread all that truthy truth. So here.
And that thing isn’t flexible at all like a handkerchief would be. That’s paper.
